Aur beta shaadi kab kar rahe ho...
Yaar shaadi kab karega....
abbe kar ley buddha ho jaayega tab karega kyaa...
dekh lo Nitin shaadi kar lo warna ladki nahii milegi.

Your Life or Mine....
Thats the perfect fodder for conversations with people. Its been some years now and I have noticed that people have become a lot bolder in their interactions. I mean, just tell me isnt it often when a guy walks up to you and gives a sneezy joke about your life, your interests, your age, height, weight, bag, shoes, t-shirt, jeans, hair, brother, sister, family, MARRIAGE, and yaa above all the favourite question of everybody "Whats your salary?".
WTF....I mean what have you got to do with my salary or with anything I do. Its my life and I might as well screw it if i want, but hey wasn't this MY life? and what part of the word "M Y" do people not understand.

The fact is guys, face it or not, society has turned more hypocritical and more aggressive to a man's existence. People often term this as a "friendly" advise but i hear this often. Fact is none of this seems to be friendly to me. Its the same "I dont eat Ice-creams for my teeth but why does he get to eat them every day" syndrome. I remember some time back we were suffering from "Uski shirt meri shirt sey safed kaise(How is his shirt more white than mine)" syndrome and we have moved on. But now it has led to more bigger, more wily syndrome. I have seen guys which would be suffering from either one of them and its so refreshing to meet those rare rare friends who have still retained that "Sahi Aish kar raha hain Yaa tuu" syndrome.
Wake up guys, worry about your own life, Leave your friends alone, believe me they would do just fine. More than that I feel everybody needs to live his life as life is pretty short but try and keep away from others as you might encroach on a very very private space, which is getting scarcer and scarcer, these days.