Tuesday 14 February 2012

Saint Valentine in land of Kaamsutra

Indians are compulsive celebrators, they love to celebrate almost everything under the sun. So if you meet them and tell them that this is a particular day, they would spare no time in latching on to the time and celebrating. Infact i feel, most of the time we ask for days later but start the celebrations before that. We already have innumerable festivals, but when a new day called valentines day came to the fore, we thought to ourselves 'what the heck' and started celebrating it. So the businessmen starts thinking how to screw the money out of the pockets through a new day, young guys not in love turn to beer, young married couples turn to wine, lots of gifts flock the market, roses are aplenty and they are not just monochrome but plurality of the colours in the flowers and their derived meanings are enormous.

Humne jabse hosh sambhaala...pyar k baare mein bahut suna...pyaar kyaa hota hain kaise hota hain kiss tarah sey issey dur rehna chahiye...kaise pyaar ek baar zaroor karna chahiye...pyaar kiya nahii jaata ho jaata hain.
Pyaar ko leke bahut kitaabein hain humaare saahitya mein...har doosri movie kii central theme pyaar hoti hain humaare yahaan. bachpan sey jawaani takk pyaar k kaseede padey kisse suney magar pyaar nahii kiya.
Kyaa kare Har doosri ladki sey pyaar ho jaata thha, karne kii zaroorat nahi padhi, fir humne dil ko samjhaaya pyaar yehh nahii hota. Logo sey sunaa pyaar wohh hota hain jissme aap ghanto fone pey lagey rehte hain, din ko sham aur shaam ko subah samajhne lagte hain, Jab din bhar aapko uss phone kii gantii bajne ka intezaar rehta hain, jab aapko apneaap ko paagal kehlaane mein garv mehsoos hota hain.

Humne apne aap ko samjhaaya k vyangya rass k kawi hone k naate humein pyaar karne kaa hak nahii fir dekha jab poori duniya pyaar mein doobi hui hain tohh socha hum kyun nahii. Soca chalo yeh shauk bhii sahii, aakhir hum bhii pyaar karke dekhe. Dekhne mein masha allah hum bhii kam nahii thhe aur ek haseen mohtarma kii kamii thhi. Tohh humne apnii talaash shuru karii, aur shubh muhurat nikaala gaya Valentines day. Humne socha jab chhote langot pehne uss nange Cupid ney duniya kii icchayein poori kari tohh humaari bhii karega. Kya karey thhe bhii tohh hum christian school sey, Moral science kii class mein Jesus sey leke St. Paul, St. Peter, St. Francis aur St. dominic tohh bahut padhaya magar saint valentine ke baare mein kisi ney humein nahii bataya. Par aakhir kalyug aa hii gaya jab St valentine ney humaare kaamsutra ke desh mein badi ummeedon ke saath pravesh kia.
Lekin stakes bahut high thhe, hum tohh hamesha FOSLA(Frustrated One-Sided Lovers Association) ke sarve sarva rahe, aur aaj agar Valentine day pey laal gulaab leke baahar jaayenge tohh duniya humare baare mein kya sochegi. Samaj mein humaari bahut izzat thhi aur college roopi samaj ke thekedaar samjhe jaate thhe, aise mein kahin yehh logon ko khula vidroh tohh nahii lagega jaisi baatein dimaag mein ghoomne lagii.


To Be continued...... Kramasha...